sugarbeta:

chrysalisgrey:

sorelatable:

this is so relatable

nobody understands the picky eaters

This is how I ensure I get my fair share of the pizza. Mushrooms for days. Pineapple. Black olives. Load my half up with everything SO won’t eat, and keep him off my pizza turf.

He complains if a single “gross” thing ends up on his side, but you know what? I’m not spending my life pretending sausage pizza is the only kind of pizza, or getting only one slice of a pizza I bought.

Mushrooms don’t have much flavour but these leave this awful slime in their place. Damn all of you mushroom (and pepper, jalapeno, onion, pineapple and anything that isn’t pepperoni and cheese) people.

I like to think I’m pretty adventurous when it comes to food, but I can’t do mushrooms. :S

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